Fame?

Since depositing both Benny and Binny and 'Is' in the school library, I've had a steady trickle of awed kids coming up to me asking, 'Is it true? You wrote a book?'

It's a good feeling. I feel inspiration brewing.

I've also completed my Counselling Diploma.

Scott Langston B.A., P.G.C.E., T.E.F.L., Dip. Coun.

How's that for a mouthful? God forbid that I ever see that written anywhere else...